I'm not so sure about the whole Satan thing. I mean, I totally believe in Evil, and that it has a power, and possibly a spirit. What else would explain the fact that someone stole my 7 year-old daughter's bicycle yesterday...and off of church property no less. I'm no expert but I'm thinking that person's definately going to Hell. Anyhow, there are days such as this that I feel like, if I did believe in Satan, I'm pretty sure he's trying to get me to be a Bitch. I will not be a Bitch. I will not be a Bitch. I will not be a Bitch. God please help me to not be a Bitch today. Screw Satan.